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Jace Wayland Quotes: "Just because you call an electric eel a rubber duck doesn't make it a rubber duck, does it? And God help the poor bastard who decides they want to take a bath with the duckie." "Haven't you ever heard that modesty is an attractive trait?" "Only from ugly people," Jace confided. "The meek may inherit the earth, but at the moment it belongs to the conceited. Like me." 'Clary stopped dead in her tracks. "Simon?" "Oh, God," said Jace, sounding resigned. "And here I'd actually hoped I'd got hold of something interesting." Isabelle ignored him. "JACE WAYLAND," she said. "Explain yourself." Jace was glaring at the cat.

"I can't believe you fell in the water, Shawn." "I didn't see it." "It covers the entire screen. "Well…your mama!" "What?" "That's right!" "Shawn, you died again." "Crap!" "Shawn! That's my controller!" "I'll buy you a new one." "No you won't." "Your right." "Then why'd you throw it?" "This game is really anger raging, Gus! It leads you to believe you'll save the princess in no time, then smots you with a turtle shell. "The word is aggravating, and Shawn, you threw that shell. I told you not to when you're still between a wall. "You said no such thing." "Yes, I did, at 2pm last Wednesday. You asked me when you should thro